Kolonianfall.

Koloniman:
- Hey, how are you?
Ida:
- Fine... (något irriterat tonläge)
Koloniman:
- Hey, can I talk to you?
Ida:
- No, I'm on my way to kindergarden with my son.
Koloniman:
- Can we meet after and talk?
Ida:
- No.
Koloniman:
- Why? I wanna know you.
Ida:
Well... I have enough friends, and I have a boyfriend.
Koloniman:
- Noooo... you look single.
Ida:
- I'm not. (suckande, tjurig.)
Ville:
- Varför är han så svart för?
Koloniman:
- I see you always alone, why you looking so single all the time?
Ida:
- My boyfriend doesn't live here. (grinig)
Koloniman:
- Oooh, then it's a whole other story! You need boyfriend here!
Ida:
No thanks... (börjar gå bortåt)
Koloniman:
- I wanna talk to you...
Ida:
- No! (mycket bestämd och en bra bit bort)
Koloniman:
- PLEEEEEEEEASE!


Ehm... ja, hett villebråd någon!?